its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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