I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Randomize