i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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