I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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