I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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