I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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