i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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