i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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