I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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