so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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