thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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