I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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