dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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