she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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