I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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