why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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