yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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