I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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