Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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