If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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