Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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