I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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