LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
