so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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