I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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