i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It was confusing and full of hummus
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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