I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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