As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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