smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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