just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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