I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
NoShamevember. You game?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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