The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I am available for nakedness
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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