theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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