If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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