For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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