hotel room ftw
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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