why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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