You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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