Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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