I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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