Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There r osticjed everywhere
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
