You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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