shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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