Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
