How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
