Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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