handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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