CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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