So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
