we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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