I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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