On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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