Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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