i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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